I’ll keep you

but I’ll make it hard to get here. 

You were my least favorite anyways. Sorry big dawg. 

Today was a success. 

Every February since 1933, thousands of people gather in the Indian village of Kila Raipur to watch the Indian Rural Olympics (or Kila Raipur Sports, as they call them).

Contestants compete in such activities as foot races, hockey, weightlifting, pulling a car with your teeth, jumping through fiery hoops, and getting run over by a tractor.

I hope everyone has a great Adrien Broday :)

I know I will.

Hahaha Great.

Cute girl in Geography is my buddy :3

newsweek:

literallyunbelievable:

How exactly did you get elected?

Congressman John Fleming, a Republican from Louisiana, made the unfortunate mistake of posting a somewhat legendary months-old Onion article to his Facebook page, presenting it as real news.

Greatness

This has been a pretty good day. Sure for some odd reason I keep thinking about how awesome it would be to have an english accent, but I think that only made today better. Sure this morning I was sort of bummed, but I’m pretty happy with where I am.